It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
