East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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