You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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