If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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