Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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