Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
