According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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