1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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