i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
