and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
i out mim tonsoeep
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