I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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