just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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