school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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