Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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