i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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