The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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