drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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