Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I am mentally ready for anal.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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