the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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