Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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