Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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