nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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