what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
