school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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