yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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