Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
As shirtless as possible
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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