love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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