i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
then he tried to convert me to islam
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
