Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
i now understand why vodka
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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