Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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