And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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