your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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