talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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