Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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Do I have a choice?
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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