she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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