haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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