And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
