hell yes lets make some ravioli
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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