he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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