Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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