I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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