My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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