I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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