were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just google imaged poop.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Shame is for Republicans.
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