We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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