My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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