in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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