I accidentally burped into my bong.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Vodka?
Forever.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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