I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
