just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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