Non-Jews are for practice
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Im part way to drunk.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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